Comic relief to an otherwise disappointing news from the homefront

It’s official.  Erap Estrada, convicted of plunder, among others, has finally declared his intention to run for Philippine president!  Who else can make a good VP running mate but Jejomar Binay, who also have pending cases of graft and corruption filed against him.  This really made my day – in a bad way.  I was sooooo furious and scared for the future of Philippine politics, and I feel helpless because a) I am not a registered voter and cannot officially “NOT” vote for Erap and b) I am physically not in the country to do something – e.g. join a rally or a protest march.  I got several reactions from my Facebook account where I posted a screen shot of SunStar Cebu e-paper’s headline announcing THE news.  One of my friends posted excerpt from a wordpress blog, which made my day – in a good way.  Click here. The heckler writes funny and witty posts about Philippine politics and current events – with a tinge (or should I say saturated with dark red color?) of truth to them.    At the end of the day, I was able to laugh out loud and not take this piece of crappy news too seriously.  (But seriously, I just hope we, as a nation, have learned our lesson.  Hello!  The track record of these two TRAPOs – traditional politicos – are soooo blaring and blatant that I will really lose all the faith and hope in the sanity of my countrymen if Erap wins again.  And if I may add, I might even lose it earlier if the Supreme Court votes in favor of Erap’s shenanigans).

Here’s to laughing out loud (Excerpt from the blog):

Top 5 Reactions of Political Figures to the Greenbelt Mall Heist

No. 5: Sen. Noynoy Aquino: “Sana po’y maintindihan n’yo na wala muna akong mailalabas na statement tungkol diyan. Bigyan muna po ninyo ako ng tatlong araw upang kunsultahin ang Pink Sisters at nang maipagdasal ko na rin ang mga naligaw ng landas nating kababayan!”

No. 4: Sen. Manuel Villar:Akala mo pulis, ‘yun pala hindi. Akala mo shoppers, ‘yun pala robbers.”

No. 3: Joseph Estrada: “Ano ‘yung heist?”

No. 2: Mayor Jejomar Binay:Ganito kami sa Makati. ‘Pakialam n’yo!?!

And the No. 1 reaction of a political figure to the Greenbelt Mall heist…

Sen. Chiz Escudero: “Ako po’y naniniwala na hindi sapat na dahilan ang kawalan o kakulangan ng pagkakakitaan upang gumawa ng kasamaan ang isang tao o grupo ng mga tao sa isang lipunang nabibigyan naman ng kalayaan at karapatan ang bawat isa na mamuhay nang naaayon sa itinatadhana ng batas at sa mga panuntunan ng moralidad na sinusunod at pinapaniwalaan ng higit na nakakaraming tao – mga palatandaan na naghahari at buhay ang ating demokrasya. Saan nga pala dun ‘yung Greenbelt 5?”

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